Josey, Ice and the stoner girl.

Soooo....its the wee hours of the tennis day.. Wednesday evening.. 6:30..

The majority of the tennis has been played out, only a couple on the courts just wrapping things up.. It was a day of libation to say the least, Larry and his cornucopia of brews had just left, Mario and his beer possy were all gone, only the ruminants of Roman's Styrofoams ice cooler with watered down ice remained next to a nice shading tree no more than 20 feet from Roman.

Well two things happend and in what order I do not know and will not profess to know but,

1) Josey Gordon comes walking down from the parking lot, looking for a game, you know Josey.. "singles" singles??? doubles"????? singles? and apparantly, there is a taker. Josey just coming back from work goes up and disappears from view to change...

2) Not more than 40 feet from where Josey is changing behind the tree a .. perhaps an native american is standing, should I say leaning over, in a manner that suggest she's going to discharge things from her mouth, yet oddly just appears totally stoned and seems to have great trouble remaining in a up right position.. she remains that way for a moment and then staggers closer and closer only to stop and lean over again..


Sooo this is going on.. and Roman's watching with abaited interest.. thinking this stoned drunk woman is just going to keel over any second.. any second ..Its one of those things you know its going to happen and its just a matter of time..

and it happens.

Josey, this side of the stoned girl,
.. Josy trips while changing from his un-seen position behind the tree in only his tighty whities.. Stumbling and falling butt first into the Styrofoam ice chest.. he shatters the ice chest to all hell and lands like a brick on his proverbial arse in the pile of melting ice.

So unexpected was this, so stunning was this development, Roman after thinking it was the girl who was going to fall breaks out into full belly laughter

and then..

To add insult to injury, the girl meanwhile breaks out of her stumbling ways and breaks out laughing while taunting Josey over and over that he's in his undies.. "your in your undies" she repeated over and over.."your in your undies!" laughing unconscionably at Joseies misfortune.

I wish I saw that..
As told by Roman and re-told by me.. :)